Cold hands, warm shart.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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