Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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