That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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