I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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