And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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