North Korea, Best Korea!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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