Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You are the jesus of drinking
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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