somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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