Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well I just put wine in my tea
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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