Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
this will be a night to untag.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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