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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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