I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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