what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
my shit smells like andre
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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