and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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