Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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