So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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