I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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