kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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