YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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