Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
