She is in my trunk
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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