I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
handjob tips. give me some.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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