butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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