Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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