So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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