So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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