id be glad to
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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