This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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