Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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