girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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