I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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