How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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