I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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