And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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