Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Let's get the cat blown out
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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