where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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