I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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