my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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