Whats the glycemic index on semen?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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