Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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