She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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