Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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