Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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