Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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