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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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