found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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