Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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