I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Alive.
So much puke
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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