32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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