I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i think my tv is drunk
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am available for nakedness
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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