i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
