I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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