I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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