so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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