What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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