i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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